Blonde joke

[brodo]

POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'

'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde .

'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.'

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,

'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.'

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container
back and reads out loud from the container ...

(Are you ready for this one!?)









'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.

 

[onzenuub]

 

[collector26]

Thats a good one. Maybe this could be a Blond Joke thread.

A blind man walks into a bar pulls up a stool and says "Hey who wants to hear a dumb blond joke"

The female bar tender answers back " Hey bud, before you do I just want you to know that I'm a blond, both my cocktail waitresses are blond and there are two blond ladies sitting at the bar right next to you. Do you still want to tell that joke"?

The blind man answers "Guess I'll pass, I really don't want to explain it 5 times"

 

[fakemaster]

 

[cdubs]

Nice a couple of good ones!

 

[horologie_unitas]

and the Blonde was so blonde, she thaught that TACO Bell was the mexican phone company.