Bad Things To Say On A First Date.....

[BADWIN BING]

"Order whatever you want - though, from the look of you, I'd stick to the salad."

"I've brought my mother along for the evening."

"How are you? Now if you just wait, I have to describe you on twitter."

"Would you like to see the long-distance photos I've taken of you?"

"Now why don't you pop to the bathroom and make yourself look nice."

"Please take note, when it comes to paying the bill, I'm not having a starter or a coffee."

"OK, I admit I did choose a photo for the website that didn't show my conjoined twin."

"I'm just going to the bathroom to freshen up - oh, and have a huge shit - so you order."

 

[treble777]

:lol: That last one cracked me up

 

[tommy_boy]

"Would you like to see the long-distance photos I've taken of you?"

What's so bad about that?










:lol:

 

[BADWIN BING]

Part Two:

"Let's split everything tonight, including the condom."

"Sorry, I've just realized I must be homosexual."

"I'm different from other girls - I've got a penis."

"Women I've had sex with? Is that counting mother or not?"

"That drink tastes normal, does it?"

"So I thought back to mine for some coffee and anal sex?"

"You've got beautiful eyes, and your cleavage has given me a boner."

 

[cybee]

I'll add one more:

My sister-wives are going to love you :lolcina:

 

[ichi]

"Let's have the waiter take our picture. The guys in the chat room are never gonna believe I'm on a date with a real girl."

"Wait, who the f--- are you?; you're not the one I paid for."

 

[Cee]

"Order whatever you want - though, from the look of you, I'd stick to the salad."

:biglaugh: Someone on here should try this...it can only end well, surely?

 

[waterluver]

Add one more; You sure don't sweat much for a fat person!

 

[powderfreak]

:lol:

 

[joegrimm]

This thread will get a whole lot more interesting once Pec joins in.....:biglaugh:

 

[DRBAFC]

It's getting late so you can sleep over. My couch doesn't pull out but I do.

 

[RWIGWH]

Do you have change of a 5?

 

[jeffw69]

"Well, tonight's been great. I'd love to see you next week, but I'll be too busy sticking my balls in a pencil sharpener, brrr."


"Did it just get sluttier in here, or is it just you?"

"I just asked you out so my parents don't think I'm gay. I actually think your brother probably sucks a good dick."

"I bet that you know your way with a strap-on."


:biglaugh:

 

[redrising]

Can I just give you the money and move this date to my bedroom? I have a rotating waterbed, glass ceiling, and spy cams.

 

[jd01449]

"Have you considered implants?"



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[waddster]

"Don't worry, I like a girl with a little meat on her bones, in fact I might have a bit of a fat fetish. You look wonderful tonight!"

 

[rooster133]

"Well, I know Muai Tai, Brazillian Ju Jitzu, and a little thing I like to call "i nailed your mom"."

 

[trksh-bzr]

" hey, you think this v7 dssd is cool? it's like the best you can get, and if I could only get a decent aftermarket pearl, it would be a gen- seriously, gen! you don't know what gen is? -sheesh, that means that the watch is authentic, if you are like an expert member with 5000 posts on a fake watch forum. -boy, you sound like you're a total retard when it comes to watches."

"hey pretty, how are they hanging?"

 

[horologik]

LMAO!!

" hey, you think this v7 dssd is cool? it's like the best you can get, and if I could only get a decent aftermarket pearl, it would be a gen- seriously, gen! you don't know what gen is? -sheesh, that means that the watch is authentic, if you are like an expert member with 5000 posts on a fake watch forum. -boy, you sound like you're a total retard when it comes to watches."

"hey pretty, how are they hanging?"

 

[co-axial]

" hey, you think this v7 dssd is cool? it's like the best you can get, and if I could only get a decent aftermarket pearl, it would be a gen- seriously, gen! you don't know what gen is? -sheesh, that means that the watch is authentic, if you are like an expert member with 5000 posts on a fake watch forum. -boy, you sound like you're a total retard when it comes to watches."

"hey pretty, how are they hanging?"

Nice T.




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