Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

[brtelec]

Are You a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner??


Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following scenario:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you.

You are carrying a .45 pistol and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor? Or, Oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway? And. What kind of message does this send to society and my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

Republican's Answer
BANG!

Southerner's Answer
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click, click, click, click….
(sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click…
Daughter: 'Nice grouping Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?'
Wife: 'You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist?!'

 

[fakemaster]

Good one. You're a good man B.

I look at it this way. You are either a Civilian or a Citizen meaning you have served your country or you haven't. A Civilian plays armchair quarterback. A Citizen ensures the Civilian has the ability to do so. Personally, unless you are a Citizen I couldn't give a shit less what you have to say.

 

[guanaco]

Me? 2 in the chest, one on the head will make him good and dead! :mrgreen:

~I use hollow points to increase PAIN! :twisted:

 

[konigwolf]

Question reminds me of another joke!


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.

 

[Snoopy]

Well I'm somewhere in the middle, I would shoot him, but only in the legs and the groin area, I would then walk away, but I'm from the UK where all laws are a bit vague anyway!