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Anniversaries

higgy

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> > DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES ?
> >
> > A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was
> > not in their bed.
> >
> > She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for
> > him.
> >
> > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee
> > in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at
> > the wall.
> >
> > She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
> > his coffee.
> >
> > 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the
> > room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
> >
> > The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering
> > when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were
> > only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
> >
> > The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so
> > caring, so sensitive.
> >
> > 'Yes, I do' she replies.
> >
> > The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
> >
> > 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat
> > of my car?'
> >
> > 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
> > beside him.
> >
> > The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the
> > shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I
> > will send you to jail for 20 years?'
> >
> > 'I remember that too' she replies softly.
> >
> > He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
> >
> > 'I would have been released today.'

Higgy :shock:
 

konigwolf

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another joke about wimen!

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer
 

Snoopy

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A always forget other peoples bithdays, I just wish I could forget my own too! :roll: