> > DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES ?
> >
> > A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was
> > not in their bed.
> >
> > She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for
> > him.
> >
> > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee
> > in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at
> > the wall.
> >
> > She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
> > his coffee.
> >
> > 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the
> > room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
> >
> > The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering
> > when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were
> > only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
> >
> > The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so
> > caring, so sensitive.
> >
> > 'Yes, I do' she replies.
> >
> > The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
> >
> > 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat
> > of my car?'
> >
> > 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
> > beside him.
> >
> > The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the
> > shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I
> > will send you to jail for 20 years?'
> >
> > 'I remember that too' she replies softly.
> >
> > He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
> >
> > 'I would have been released today.'
Higgy :shock:
> >
> > A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was
> > not in their bed.
> >
> > She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for
> > him.
> >
> > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee
> > in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at
> > the wall.
> >
> > She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
> > his coffee.
> >
> > 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the
> > room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
> >
> > The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering
> > when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were
> > only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
> >
> > The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so
> > caring, so sensitive.
> >
> > 'Yes, I do' she replies.
> >
> > The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
> >
> > 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat
> > of my car?'
> >
> > 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
> > beside him.
> >
> > The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the
> > shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I
> > will send you to jail for 20 years?'
> >
> > 'I remember that too' she replies softly.
> >
> > He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
> >
> > 'I would have been released today.'
Higgy :shock: