How many men does it take to open a beer?**
> None. It should be opened when she brings it.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------**
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick *
> *up a woman?**
> Because a woman who can't even afford a *
> *washing machine will probably never be able *
> *to support you.
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> Why do women have smaller feet than men? **
> It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows *
> *them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> How do you know when a woman is about *
> *to say **something smart? **
> When she starts a sentence with * > *'A man once told me....'
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> How do you fix a woman's watch?**
> You don't; there is a clock on the oven.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------**
> Why do men pass gas more than women?**
> Because women can't shut up long enough to *
> *build up the required pressure.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife *
> *i **s yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?**
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> *
> *What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?**
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------**
> I married a Miss Right. **
> I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes *
; > *a woman's sex drive by 90%.**
> It's called a Wedding Cake.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men die before their wives?**
> They want to . . . .
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> Women will never be equal to men*
> *until they can walk down the street *
> *with a bald head and a beer gut,*
> *And still think they are sexy.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> In th e beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.**
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested
> None. It should be opened when she brings it.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------**
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick *
> *up a woman?**
> Because a woman who can't even afford a *
> *washing machine will probably never be able *
> *to support you.
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> Why do women have smaller feet than men? **
> It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows *
> *them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> How do you know when a woman is about *
> *to say **something smart? **
> When she starts a sentence with * > *'A man once told me....'
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> How do you fix a woman's watch?**
> You don't; there is a clock on the oven.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------**
> Why do men pass gas more than women?**
> Because women can't shut up long enough to *
> *build up the required pressure.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife *
> *i **s yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?**
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> *
> *What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?**
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------**
> I married a Miss Right. **
> I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes *
; > *a woman's sex drive by 90%.**
> It's called a Wedding Cake.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men die before their wives?**
> They want to . . . .
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> **
> Women will never be equal to men*
> *until they can walk down the street *
> *with a bald head and a beer gut,*
> *And still think they are sexy.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> In th e beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.**
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested
