A confident young guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to an attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance then looks at his watch for a moment. She notices this and asks "is your date running late?" "No" he replies "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
"A state-of the-art watch?" she says "What does it do?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asks.
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties."
The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!" :lol:
"A state-of the-art watch?" she says "What does it do?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asks.
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties."
The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!" :lol:
