Haha !! That was always my ploy when coming back home via airports to have all my 'soiled' underwear' on the top as soon as my case would be open, once the custom officers took one look and said....'Ok, definately nothing to declare?'...Nope......'God good man, you are disgusting !'...... tum tee tum.....missed the 50 cartons of cigarettes sucker !! They soon got clued up and had disposable gloves...... ho hum ! :x