A Masterpiece

[gioarmani7428]

A lady walks into a jewelery store, and browsing around for a bit, spots a beautiful diamond-covered Rolex Masterpiece and walks over to inspect it. As she's feeling the cut of the stones between her fingers, she inadvertently breaks wind.

Quite embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes--there's the salesman, standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. Is there anything I can help you with at the moment?" Uncomfortably (but praying that the salesman just didn't notice) she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely watch?"

Calmly he answers, "Quite frankly madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shhit yourself when I tell you the price."

 

[ThinkBachs]

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[d4m.test]

Thats a good one... I think the price of that watch would make me shit myself also!

 

[daytona4me]

That's a great one.

I'll tell you what, I was in a Rolex AD in So-Cal when I was visiting the fine folks out there. That Rolex AD had that Tiger look Daytona that's a blinged out in orange and yellow,, that made me crap ,, well I certainly wanted to,, so I could compare my excrement with that of Rolex's .