A Festive Poem

[BADWIN BING]

I made myself a snowman,

As perfect as can be, I thought I'd keep it as a pet,

So I let it sleep with me,

I made him some pyjamas,

And a pillow for his head,

Last night the bastard vanished,

.....and pissed the f***ing bed!


Merry Christmas.

 

[INeedaWatch2]

Nice....I will share this one!

 

[mike 8]

:biglaugh:

 

[rol_man]

You are on a roll today my friend... :biglaugh:

 

[mydnytrydr]

Funny ! !

 

[Phil G]

:biglaugh:

Brilliant BB and with the snow we've had, nearly a reality.

I'd like to add my own seasonal recitation.


It was Christmas Day in the workhouse
The one day of the year
when paupers' hearts were full of joy
their bellies full of beer.

Then up spake the workhouse master
he was a wicked sod
you'll do your tasks this afternoon
or there'll be no Christmas pud

Up stood a burly pauper
His face a bold as brass
You can keep your Christmas pudding
Stick it up your arse


Good luck, Phil

 

[trksh-bzr]

oohh, let's see some limericks here too! I could use some limericks, new or old.

nice poem, BB you big philosopher :lol:

 

[avenger007]

I got me a strap from the Trk.
Twas nice, but contained a strange quirk.
But since it was free,
With no charge to me,
I'll just say "Thanks, Mate. Nice work!"

 

[Phil G]

oohh, let's see some limericks here too! I could use some limericks, new or old.

nice poem, BB you big philosopher :lol:

A vice most obscene & unsavoury
held the Bishop of Gloucester in slavery -
with horrible howls he would bugger young owls,
which he kept in an undergound aviary!


There was a young girl called Annie
who had a peculiar fanny
she went to the doc
he said thats a cock
now everyone calls her Danny.


There once was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Within half and hour
His balls were a flower
And his dick was covered with weeds


An unfortunate fellow called Pippin,
Indulged in too much Guinness sipping,
His stools were so large,
Some big as a barge,
A definite hazard to shipping.



A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

 

[trksh-bzr]

excellent work gents made me laugh.

a young man from kent,
had a cock so long that it bent.
so to save himself the trouble, he'd stick it in double,
and instead of comming he went.