A boy is walking down the road dragging a flattened frog on a string.
He walks to the local brothel and taps the door and when the Madam answers he says, "I want to have sex with your dirtiest girl, who has lots of diseases. I've got $500 to spend."
The Madam's eyes light up and she says, "That will be me then, why do you want a disease?"
The boy says, "Tonight after mum and dad leave, my babysitter will shag me because she likes cute little boys. Later when dad runs her home he'll shag her in the layby. When he comes home and goes to bed, mum will want a good seeing to and tomorrow when dad goes off to work, mum will shag the postman and he's the bastard that ran my fcuking frog over!"
He walks to the local brothel and taps the door and when the Madam answers he says, "I want to have sex with your dirtiest girl, who has lots of diseases. I've got $500 to spend."
The Madam's eyes light up and she says, "That will be me then, why do you want a disease?"
The boy says, "Tonight after mum and dad leave, my babysitter will shag me because she likes cute little boys. Later when dad runs her home he'll shag her in the layby. When he comes home and goes to bed, mum will want a good seeing to and tomorrow when dad goes off to work, mum will shag the postman and he's the bastard that ran my fcuking frog over!"
