Wow. You've been here one day, had 5 whole posts, kicked sand on a couple friends of mine in the CB, and now you're begging to have your hiney spanked.
So without any further delay, here we go. :spank:
(Sit back and relax, Maty, I got your light work for you.)
Listen up, you little I-have-cuban-relatives-and-I-don't-like-to-share-my-cigars-with-people-and-I-got-a-bajillion-don-diego-tacobenders-for-my-16th-birthday-and-let-me-see-the-seal-on-your-puny-box-of-5-cigars-because-I'm-sure-they-are-fake-even-though-I-don't-trade-with-people-because-I-only-smoke-cigars-that-are-maintained-in-perfect-conditions F-tard...
I'll absolutely BET that you know karate, don't you? And Muy Thai! And Brazilian Jiu Jitzu! And I bet you nailed my mom, too!
And I'll even wager that you drive a Porsche worth more than my life, huh!!
Of course, the fact that you have unquestionably substandard genitalia is.....well.... unquestioned.
Why don't you waltz on over to the library (get your mom to give you a lift, 'cuz all good emo kids like you know that mom's van is less conformist than the bus), log on the internet, and see if you can't google yourself a clue.
Although I'm sure you must be tired from logging onto all the "Pretend-Real-Soldier" forums, where you try to act like an ex-Navy Seal who can shoot the balls off a mosquito at 700 yards.
I'm guessing the motive for that particular hate crime would be an insane rage fueled by a jealous side-by-side comparison: Genuine Mosquito Balls vs your Replica Anemic Peanut Sack.
Wow, it took me 2 and a half months to get P.O.'d enough to flame an insignificant needle dick bug f#%@&er like you.
It feels great!
A-hole.
Matyoka is NOT someone who is going to let himself get scammed into buying swisher sweets, thinking that they are "Gurkha's His Majesty's Reserves". A lot of people, myself included, appreciate Maty's easygoing manner, and his willingness to share his knowledge of cigars and rep watches. He's one of several members who I feel privileged to have gotten to know over the past few months. I've only known you for 24 hours, and already you've earned a label as a snotty little dip$hit who likes to pretend he knows more than everyone, smokes better stogies than everyone, and is just gifting us with his presence.
Allow me to be the first to say, "Thanks for the gift. Now piss off." :wave:
This concludes tonight's object lesson. If you'd like me to SUPERSIZE that Ass-whuppin' for only 49 cents for you, just keep talking.
Will