Alright, sherlock. Sounds like you already solved the case. Why would there be a brig thread if it was this easy? Do you think our mods have nothing better to do with their valuable time?
Can't answer for most of the mods but I saw QueTip trying to write a story yesterday without the use of the letters S and E.
It was supposed to be about a seahorse named Steven living in a sea in the southeast so I would say that he was not being very realistic.