OK let me tell you a story. This is a true story. I used to have a (not so) great BP Submariner, which I really liked because by that time it was the best option as TC was out of business already. The bracelet was super rattly and the edges could be used to carve ebony, mahogany and adamantium.
I was in Singapore for a business trip, in a meeting with six executives from the Project Finance division at SMBC when one of them complimented my watch. I told her "why thank you, your Aquanaut is also very nice" and we carried on.
At the end of the meeting, she approached me and in a loud voice she said "I meant your watch is nice FOR A FAKE".
I was shocked. That nice woman was no more a nice woman. She was evil incarnate. She was worse than ketchup on your 60 day aged kobe beef sirloin! Worse than ice on a good single malt! So, what did I do?
...I swiftly pivoted my feet and in the blink of an eye positioned myself at her back. Grabbed her forefront with my right hand and put my left hand with my loyal BP Sub with the sharper-than-a-million-razorblades-bracelet right by her neck. AND IN A QUICK MOVEMENT I SLIT HER THROAT WITH NO REMORSE! The blood sprayed the massive glass window on their 35th floor, as well as two samurai armors that were in display.
I let go her body, and she dropped at the floor like a big bag of coffee (arabica of course). Looked in the face to all the other attendees, slowly reached out for her Aquanaut and put it in my pocket.
All of them slowly started clapping and nodding at me. They also invited me to dinner and drinks for the rest of the week. The best day of my life.
The lesson here: do not let anyone laugh at your fake watch. Wear your replicas proudly, my son. Wear it proudly!