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Tink131

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16/3/06
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This equation should be taught in all maths classes. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Hope you guys enjoyed it!
 

willster

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Excellent and sooo true

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Roeod4

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14/3/06
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I that case

R+E+A+D+I+N+G A W+A+T+C+H+F+O+R+U+M W+H+I+L+E I S+H+O+U+L+D B+E W+O+R+K+I+N+G

18+5+1+4+9+14+7+1+23+1+20+7+8+6+15+18+21+13+23+8+9+12+5+9+19+8+15+12+4+2+5+23+15+18+11+9+14+7

= 419%

WooHoo, I'm going home for the rest of the day. :lol:
 

Tink131

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16/3/06
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Sounds like you might need to add a little more of that 118% word to your job!! [smilie=laughing6.gif]