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"Hitman" from Deadwood

Hambone

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I rented this totally stupid movie the other night, on the off chance that it might be interesting as it's image has been
in all our eyeballs thanks to a certain poster. WRONG...this movie sucked big time. A waste of time and badly done.

The thing that got my attention was that the title character, the bald fellow with the bar code tattooed to the back of his head, seemed very familiar. The actor as it turns out is one who I admired from the HBO series Deadwood, Timothy Olyphant, who portrayed the real life Sherif of Deadwood, Seth Bullock. I felt sorry for him getting such a cheesy and career
damaging role, as he did such a stellar job in Deadwood.

In any event, should you ever be tempted to rent Hitman, resist. El Sucko Filmo. :(
 

subzero1

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He was also the bad guy in "Live Free or Die Hard". I think he needs a new agent.

Edit - although at least in LFoDH he got to wear a very cool AP T3.
 

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If you play video games, you'll realize that 99.9% of movies based on video games suck big time, biggest failures are the Super Mario bros. Movie and Resident Evil, and Resident Evil really pissed me off because it had nothing to do with the game's plot, NOTHING! Resident Evil is based on a mansion in the OUTSKIRTS of Raccoon City in the Arklay mountains, but nooo the idiotic director Paul W.S. Anderson decided the original video game was wrong so he had to change it to the crappy movie :x fucking idiot, he fucked up a movie based on my favorite video game series (and about other million people)! I honestly wish him a horrible death, preferably eaten by cannibals :lol: But honestly take a look at movies that suck ass made from video games:

Mario Bros.
Resident Evil
Wing Commander
Tomb Raider
Hitman
Sakura Taisen: Katsudou Shashin
Silent Hill (another failure, a big one, in the survival horror category)
BloodRayne
Air
Alone in the Dark

~etc.

They all sucked big balls!

Leave it to Hollywood to fuck something up, specially that little douche-bag Paul Anderson, arg! I hate that fagot... :lol:


/rant over. :|
 

horologie_unitas

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what are you guys talking about ?
this movie is another classic milestone of gifted american filmmaking.

nothing like you have ever seen before ! Millions saw it ! a true blockbuster.

we need more heroes like that. propably HITMAN can team up with Rambo ! and together with

Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris and Arnie, they can ACCOMPLISH THE MISSION in no time.
 

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guanaconaco said:
If you play video games, you'll realize that 99.9% of movies based on video games suck big time, biggest failures are the Super Mario bros. Movie and Resident Evil, and Resident Evil really pissed me off because it had nothing to do with the game's plot, NOTHING! Resident Evil is based on a mansion in the OUTSKIRTS of Raccoon City in the Arklay mountains, but nooo the idiotic director Paul W.S. Anderson decided the original video game was wrong so he had to change it to the crappy movie :x fucking idiot, he fucked up a movie based on my favorite video game series (and about other million people)! I honestly wish him a horrible death, preferably eaten by cannibals :lol: But honestly take a look at movies that suck ass made from video games:

Mario Bros.
Resident Evil
Wing Commander
Tomb Raider
Hitman
Sakura Taisen: Katsudou Shashin
Silent Hill (another failure, a big one, in the survival horror category)
BloodRayne
Air
Alone in the Dark

~etc.

They all sucked big balls!

Leave it to Hollywood to f**k something up, specially that little douche-bag Paul Anderson, arg! I hate that fagot... :lol:


/rant over. :|


SORRY dood i disagree with the last statement about paul anderson. It should be UWE BOLL - writer director for great films asa BLOODRAYNE (WHICH btw i heard the film studio gave out free reels of that movies to the non-participating theatres in hopes they would air it. The theatres figuring they would LOOSE more money showing this film just dumped it in the garbage) - including other fine films as HOUSE of the DEAD.

Paul anderson did "ok" to get 3 movies based off of resident evil. It's the public masses that need re-education when they want to see more of crap :)

I enjoyed only 2 of paul's movies and that's SOLDIER with kurt russell and RE2 - but RE2 he didnt direct LOL or write :) AWWW man he f'ed up AVP!!!!! which is another game movie!

OH there's DOOM also!!! ohhhh my god.
 

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subzero1 said:
He was also the bad guy in "Live Free or Die Hard". I think he needs a new agent.

Edit - although at least in LFoDH he got to wear a very cool AP T3.

He was also the bad guy porn director in "Girl Next Door". I LOVED him in that role, as well as Deadwood. I was heartbroken when the ended Deadwood early. :cry:
 

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crick said:
guanaconaco said:
If you play video games, you'll realize that 99.9% of movies based on video games suck big time, biggest failures are the Super Mario bros. Movie and Resident Evil, and Resident Evil really pissed me off because it had nothing to do with the game's plot, NOTHING! Resident Evil is based on a mansion in the OUTSKIRTS of Raccoon City in the Arklay mountains, but nooo the idiotic director Paul W.S. Anderson decided the original video game was wrong so he had to change it to the crappy movie :x fucking idiot, he fucked up a movie based on my favorite video game series (and about other million people)! I honestly wish him a horrible death, preferably eaten by cannibals :lol: But honestly take a look at movies that suck ass made from video games:

Mario Bros.
Resident Evil
Wing Commander
Tomb Raider
Hitman
Sakura Taisen: Katsudou Shashin
Silent Hill (another failure, a big one, in the survival horror category)
BloodRayne
Air
Alone in the Dark

~etc.

They all sucked big balls!

Leave it to Hollywood to f**k something up, specially that little douche-bag Paul Anderson, arg! I hate that fagot... :lol:


/rant over. :|


SORRY dood i disagree with the last statement about paul anderson. It should be UWE BOLL - writer director for great films asa BLOODRAYNE (WHICH btw i heard the film studio gave out free reels of that movies to the non-participating theatres in hopes they would air it. The theatres figuring they would LOOSE more money showing this film just dumped it in the garbage) - including other fine films as HOUSE of the DEAD.

Paul anderson did "ok" to get 3 movies based off of resident evil. It's the public masses that need re-education when they want to see more of crap :)

I enjoyed only 2 of paul's movies and that's SOLDIER with kurt russell and RE2 - but RE2 he didnt direct LOL or write :) AWWW man he f'ed up AVP!!!!! which is another game movie!

OH there's DOOM also!!! ohhhh my god.


I must reveal my former, more geeky ways i guess.... AVP was originally a comic book series made by Dark Horse... brilliantly done too...
 

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Dark House, what a company and what genius of aname..

oh, to be 12 again, or maybe 37..

:D

the black bag..
 

Klink

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pain and disregard, sloth and indolence...



usually are!

LOL


gotta give prunz credit

for all tha rinkles!

:p

Life is Good!

Klink

can tell oil an water.. they will no mix...

EZ of figure out.. wehn sale iz made, seller does no give review..

if no time, how explain promise of tracing never happen, and never any
communicate..

TreadLocker is big idea of evil, yes, but ony in his own

little head..

obvious rancor obviates normal decorum and procedure..

lol
 

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fakemaster said:
Resiident Evil was awesome!

MAY GOD STRIKE YOU WITH A BILLION LIGHTNING BOLTS! :x

No, but seriously, are you kidding me?! :lol: Resident Evil (the movie) sucked bad... real BAD.
 

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crick said:
SORRY dood i disagree with the last statement about paul anderson. It should be UWE BOLL - writer director for great films asa BLOODRAYNE (WHICH btw i heard the film studio gave out free reels of that movies to the non-participating theatres in hopes they would air it. The theatres figuring they would LOOSE more money showing this film just dumped it in the garbage) - including other fine films as HOUSE of the DEAD.

Paul anderson did "ok" to get 3 movies based off of resident evil. It's the public masses that need re-education when they want to see more of crap :)

I enjoyed only 2 of paul's movies and that's SOLDIER with kurt russell and RE2 - but RE2 he didnt direct LOL or write :) AWWW man he f'ed up AVP!!!!! which is another game movie!

OH there's DOOM also!!! ohhhh my god.


Yep, and he's planning to do Castlevania! OMFG why?! :?

I think someone in Hollywood is plotting against me making the only two video games I love into really, REALLY crappy movies... I need an MP5A3 and a ticket to Hollywood and stop this abomination from happening with Those two bastards! :twisted:

**Edit: 300th Post! And it's about killing a crappy movie director/writer with an MP5! Yay! :lol:
 

Klink

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Y?, WTF..

and who or hoo

is changing the sub

jeck?

and hoo is frenz wit hoo, maybe kkkT and wash of gup?

dunno

dun see nuffink of human polite discourse..

that all

bugs

of bunny!

K

:?: :D
 

Hambone

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Resident Evil, was another major loser, and guanaconaco is correct that films drived from games are geared toward the lower
brain waves. Maybe one or 2 exceptions but all in all pretty low IQ fare. It is scary how many idiots are running loose if these
absurd movies become blockbusters. Alas, Hollywood itself is not populated by Nobel Prize winners to begin with, however there
still are and have always been remarkable achievements in film.

Last night I saw a Japanese fim from 1957 called "The Burmese Harp" it involves a company of Japanese infantry in Burma at the end
of WW2 who survive their march to Thailand by singing songs under their Captain to the tune of a harp played by a self taught
soldier. It is a superb anti war movie that won the academy award for foreign film in that year. Another great anti war movie is
the Russian fim "Come And See" from 1980.

There is a wealth of intelligent and stimulating cinema out there that can save one from the brain rotting tripe like 'Hitman' and "Resident Evil' :wink: