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Still no Humor Section?...M/F Showers!

Tink131

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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake w****r at her making the
woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your w****r and scratch your a**.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
tub the whole time.
Admire w****r size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull
off towel, shake w****r at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh,
and....woo woo!!!
 

Roeod4

Put Some Respect On My Name
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Tink131 said:
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh,
and....woo woo!!!

I want to know what you were doing in my house this morning! :shock:
 

Tink131

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16/3/06
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I love to make people laugh- what is life without it??
Glad you guys liked it.
 

willster

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15/3/06
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Yep...that pretty much sums it up

Great Post [smilie=laughing9.gif]
 

Isoroku

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18/3/06
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What's more interesting is when hubby and wife try to take a shower together. War of the Worlds, as it were.
 

lokki1980

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Mod Edit : sorry not allowed to post pics like this
 
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